how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
(Source: m-eg, via luminousrogue)
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
(Source: foxnewsofficial, via officerlollipop)
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via purplebloodprince)
In your life, you’ll meet a lot of assholes. If someone hurts you, tell yourself it’s due to their lack of intelligence. That way, you’ll never sink down to their level, because there’s nothing worse in this world than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself.
(via gemiblu)
TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.
MY MOM AND I USED TO QUOTE THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WOULD BE TOMMY AND SHE WOULD BE CHUCKIE AND OMG THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!
(Source: therealhamster)
(Source: jolllyrodger, via purplebloodprince)
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via johndoomedbutlovingitegbert)

WOOH! HERES THE GIVE AWAY!
- 10 BOTTLES OF ANY FLAVOR FAYGO
- ANY HOMESTUCK HORNS
- AND ANY PLUSHIE OF YOUR CHOICE!
HERE ARE THE RULES
- YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME
- ONLY ONE REBLOG AND ONE LIKE
- YOU MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.
- I WILL MESSAGE YOU ON JULY 4TH IF YOU DONT ANSWER WITHIN 48HOURS I WILL MOVE ON!
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
(via eridanbooty)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
(via sonicportal)
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
500% me
(via psychedelicpaprika)
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
(via sonicportal)